me: don’t play dragon age. it takes forever. you get too attached. the characters do things and you tear out your hair and you make 10 wardens and 5 hawkes and about 20 inquisitors and you stop leaving the house and you’re obsessed, you dream about it, you think “fine dwarven crafts direct from orzammar” is the funniest sentence in the english language, nothing will compare, it will ruin you

me five seconds later: you should play dragon age